1. How many times do you have to ask your husband to do something before he actually does it?
2. For your anniversary, what most sounds like something that your husband would do to celebrate?
3. How often does your husband use words or phrases incorrectly?
4. Has anyone else ever referred to your husband as an idiot?
5. Is your husband prone to accidents and getting hurt?
6. Are you attracted to your husband's intellect?
7. How often does your husband’s idiotic behavior get him into trouble?
8. Can your husband compute basic math equations without help?
9. Does your husband try to convince you to do things that you think are stupid?
10. How confident are you in your husband's ability to pass a test?