"Is my boyfriend a simp?" If you have any doubts, this quiz is perfect for you! Is he treating you like a celebrity or a queen? Is he showing too much interest, or is he showing too little? Is he frequently making baby noises to you? There appear to be some indicators, so there is only one thing left to discover. Take this quiz to find out if your boyfriend is a simp or not! Let’s dive in!
1. How does your boyfriend react when you post a picture of yourself online?
A. Immediately likes and comments with heart emojis or compliments
B. Notices it but doesn't always react
C. Rarely notices or mentions it
2. What's his approach to planning dates?
A. Always lets you choose and insists on paying every time
B. You both plan together and split costs
C. Rarely plans dates and expects you to take the initiative
3. How does he respond to your achievements?
A. Over-the-top praise, even for small achievements
B. Congratulates you and celebrates appropriately
C. Acknowledges them but doesn't make a big deal
4. When you're upset, how does he try to cheer you up?
A. Goes above and beyond, sometimes making grand gestures
B. Listens and offers support in a balanced way
C. Tends to avoid the situation or doesn't know how to handle it
5. How does he talk about you to his friends and family?
A. Always in glowing terms, putting you on a pedestal
B. Positively, but realistically
C. Rarely mentions you or keeps it very casual
6. What is your current relationship status?
A. Taken
B. Single
C. Single but I am seeing someone
7. What word would you use to describe your boyfriend’s bedroom persona?
A. Pathetic
B. Dominant
C. Fussed
8. You're cold, what would your bf do?
A. In baby voice “Do you want a blankey and a cup of choccy?”
B. He put the heating on
C. Depends on his mood
9. Which of the following words appears the most frequently in your writing?
A. Emojis
B. Memes
C. GIFs
10. Has he ever used a baby voice while talking to you?
A. Ew, no!
B. All the time!
C. Sometimes?
11. You're on the bus with your boyfriend, staring out the window together: What's playing in your boyfriend's headphones?
A. Chessy pop
B. Lo-fi beats
C. R&B
12. Does he cry when you argue?
A. All the time!
B. Just sometimes, it’s not his fault
C. No, he is a brick wall!
13. Does he treat you like a celebrity all the time?
A. Yeah, he looks like a fan!
B. Sometimes, not all the time and I love it!
C. He’s just a gentleman
14. Would you describe your boyfriend's point of view in one word?
A. Obsession
B. Sensitive
C. Stable
15. Has he ever been accused of being a nice guy or a simp?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Yes, but he didn’t care
