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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight - Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight - Phyllis Diller
"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction." - Carroll Bryant
Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire
Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire
If bragging was legit, I would say, you have landed up with quite a catch, so latch on to this bragger!
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll became happy; if you get a bed one, you'll become a philosopher! - Socrates
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll became happy;
I am sold out to you, no refunds or exchange!
I am sold out to you, no refunds or exchange!
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a
Your absence does not make my heart grow fonder, your absence makes me hangry!
Our cheesy love story with its most explosive flavors should make it in the best Doritos flavors list!
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain." -

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"I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" - Jean Illsley Clarke

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"I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of
"The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing." - Blaise Pascal

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"The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing." - Blaise

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Love does not mean you will always agree, see eye to eye, or never have an argument. It means despite the bad days you still can’t see yourself without that person.

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Love does not mean you will always agree, see eye to eye, or never
“You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.” - Nicholas Sparks

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“You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know
I'm Not Jealous, I'm Territorial. Jealous Is When You Want Something That Is Not Yours. Territorial Is Protecting What's Already Yours.

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I'm Not Jealous, I'm Territorial. Jealous Is When You Want Something
When you truly love someone it means your love is unconditional. It means taking the good and the bad, loving them for the person they are, and not trying to change them into the person you want them to be.

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When you truly love someone it means your love is
If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Depp

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If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because
A fool in love makes no sense to me. I only think you are a fool if you do not love.

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A fool in love makes no sense to me. I only think you are a fool if
To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that's everything. - T.Tolis

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To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be
You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you, and then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.

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You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you, and
You're not an option. You’re my priority.

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You're not an option. You’re my priority
You are my favorite notification.

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You are my favorite notification
The Couples That Are Meant to Be, Are the Ones Who Go Through Everything That Is Meant to Tear Them Apart, and Come out Even Stronger.

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The Couples That Are Meant to Be, Are the Ones Who Go Through
I crown you the Queen of my heart.

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I crown you the Queen of my heart
Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

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Every time I see you I fall in love all over again
True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

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True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach
Choose to love each other, even in those moments when you struggle to like each other. Love is a commitment, not a feeling.

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Choose to love each other, even in those moments when you struggle
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times and always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin -

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times and always
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"Love is like the wind. you can't see it but you can feel it." - Nicholas Sparks

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"Love is like the wind. you can't see it but you can feel it." -
Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.

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Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel
Where there is love there is life! - Mahatma Gandhi

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Where there is love there is life! - Mahatma Gandhi
I swear i couldn't love you more than i do right now, and yet i know i will tomorrow. - Leo Christopher

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I swear i couldn't love you more than i do right now, and yet i know
True love doesn't mean being inseparable, it means being separated and nothing changes.

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True love doesn't mean being inseparable, it means being separated
"Loving someone and having them love you back is the most precious thing in the world." - Nicholas Sparks

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"Loving someone and having them love you back is the most precious
No one said love was going to be easy. But having it means you will not have to face life alone and will always have someone to share it with, and that can make all the difference.

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No one said love was going to be easy. But having it means you will
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing

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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything and two

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