Funny Love Quotes


Add a tinge of humour in your monotonous married life. Read and enjoy witty quotes about marriage, with your spouse.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll became happy; if you get a bed one, you'll become a philosopher! - Socrates
Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight - Phyllis Diller
Your absence does not make my heart grow fonder, your absence makes me hangry!
I am sold out to you, no refunds or exchange!

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