my wife can't cook to save her life
My wife is a terrible cook and I can't eat her food any longer.
This is driving me mad - I mostly eat out to avoid her cooking.
How do I tell her that she sucks and that we need to hire a cook.
S - She loves to cook! :(
Haha. There are so many movies about it. You need to be patient my friend! On one hand, you need to make sure you don't hurt the sentiments of your wife regularly, though I would also suggest to be honest with your wife. And on the other hand, you also need to make sure you get good food to eat daily. I would suggest, encourage your wife for cooking. Gift her cooking books on major occasions. Tease her for cooking horribly. But never discourage her arrogantly. You can order food from restaurant whenever you life. You should also help her out in kitchen. That would set a good mood for both of you and some time to spend together. You don't have to ignore your wife to ignore her food. So, don't eat out, rather bring outside food in home. Eat out with her. You might be thinking it is a lot to ask from you but believe me you will start enjoying things once you inculcate them in your life. Best of luck!