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What is some funny marriage advice?


What is some funny marriage advice?

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Henery Brown Answered:

I love funny marriage advice!
Whether you're writing a congratulatory wedding card for your BFF and want to include a gem about married life or you're just looking to find a little humor in your relationship, I've got you covered. Here are some of my favorite pieces of funny marriage advice.
Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'
Your anniversary only lasts one day, a forgotten anniversary will survive the rapture
Marriage is 5% love, 5% compromise, and 90% knowing when you’ve already lost an argument
Never respond to "Just tell me honestly" with honesty
Now that you've tied the knot you've officially graduated from "When are you guys getting married?" to "So, when are you going to have a baby?!"
Never laugh at your spouse's choices - they chose you, don't forget!
Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one
Never go to bed angry - stay up and fight all night instead
Can't get enough funny marriage advice? I found a marriage advice article that kept me giggling. It's called 'Finding Humor in Commitment' - go have a look and get inspired.

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