

{"id":55770,"date":"2020-10-13T07:20:41","date_gmt":"2020-10-13T07:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/?p=55770"},"modified":"2026-02-27T11:12:05","modified_gmt":"2026-02-27T11:12:05","slug":"funny-wedding-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/funny-wedding-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"150+ Funny Wedding Card Messages for Newlywed Couples"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-104321\" src=\"https:\/\/image.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/2505483245.jpg\" alt=\"Young happy couple \" width=\"804\" height=\"350\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Weddings bring all of us together to celebrate the union of two individuals growing in love. As a witness of such a beautiful association, it dawns upon us to bless the newlywed couple with heartfelt wishes and messages.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/5-characteristics-of-happy-couples\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happily married couple<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> will look through their wedding cards and guestbook entries for the rest of their lives. They&rsquo;ll look back on their friend&rsquo;s wedding wishes and sage advice with fondness, but why not make them look back on yours with laughter?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Make your wedding card or guestbook entry stand out from the crowd by using some of these funny wedding messages as a guideline.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A wedding is a much-awaited event in every individual&rsquo;s life. The beautiful and funny wedding card messages, wedding congratulations messages, happy married life wishes, and other wedding wishes from friends and families make the day even more special for the couple.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Random wedding day wishes or wedding messages to the bride and groom will fail to create a lasting impression on the newlywed couple. However, your wishes don&rsquo;t always have to be formal and rehearsed. These days, couples appreciate witty and humorous wedding wishes that leave them teary-eyed but with happiness.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Continue reading to explore some of the best funny wedding card messages for your best friend.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"What-to-write-on-a-wedding-card\"><\/span><b>What to write on a wedding card?<\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Are you wondering what to <\/span><b>write inside a wedding card that is funny and heartfelt at the same time?<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Just relax and pen down your thoughts in beautifully creative and funny words.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As long as your wedding congratulations message is honest and heartfelt, your funny wedding emails can make your buddy smile just a little, and the wedding wishes quotes sound inspiring and positive to your friend, then your efforts will surely pay off.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But coming up with funny things to write in a wedding card can seem to be an overwhelming task, especially if you aren&rsquo;t so comfortable writing your own stuff. Moreover, you would never want to annoy your friend under the pretext of making up funny wishes for the newly married couple.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But, if words do not come naturally to you, then refer back to this article for some of the best and most funny wedding messages. The following wedding day quotes and funny wedding card messages are simple yet funny, and your friend will adore them for years to come.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, let&rsquo;s have a look at these incredibly funny wedding messages when you are looking forward to <\/span><b>saying congratulations on your wedding in a hilarious way.<\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"wporg-box\"><div class=\"\"><span class=\"wporg_heading\">RELATED READING : <\/span><span class=\"wporg_title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/funny-wedding-toast-quotes\/\" title=\"110 Inspirational &#038; Funny Wedding Toast Quotes to Make Your Speech a Hit\">110 Inspirational &#038; Funny Wedding Toast Quotes to Make Your Speech a Hit<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"150-funny-wedding-card-messages-for-lovely-couples\"><\/span><b>150+ funny wedding card messages for lovely couples<\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If your best friend is <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/marriage-preparation\/wedding-planning-tips\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">walking down the aisle<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, then simple wedding wishes messages will fail to bring that beautiful smile to her\/his face.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You need to be more creative and come up with some really funny wedding messages and wedding wishes quotes for them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here are some examples of similar wishes and messages for a newlywed couple:&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h3><b>Funny wedding wishes for newlywed couple<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wish the newly-weds a lifetime of love, happiness, and prosperity in a fun and exciting matter with wedding wishes funny for newly married couples.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol><li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn&rsquo;t think that you&rsquo;d be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;To the man who couldn&rsquo;t spring for drinks when he was out with the guys but is now blowing up his money on his huge wedding, you have left no doubt that you love this girl\/guy! Congratulations.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve finally found someone who understands your weird jokes. Hold onto them forever!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now, my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what&rsquo;s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;May you live each day like your last and live each night like your first.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;As Bill and Ted said, &lsquo;Be excellent to each other.&rsquo; &ldquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The Mafia wants either your money or your life&hellip; Wives want both!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/15-key-secrets-to-a-successful-marriage\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">successful marriage<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;In the words of Mindy Kaling: I don&rsquo;t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting or the work it takes to plan a <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/importance-of-date-night-in-a-marriage\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">date night<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad, and if either watches it without the other, they&rsquo;re dead meat. I want to see you guys high&ndash;five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Getting married is like going to drama school. May there be more comedy than melodrama.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;And now you two have officially become one: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/things-to-consider-before-choosing-your-life-partner\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">life partners<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;May your day be extra special and fun &ndash; because tomorrow the hard work begins!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations on your journey to the theater!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Today, I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now, I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/gift-ideas\/wedding-anniversary-gift-ideas-for-wife\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">wedding anniversary to buy gifts<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for. You guys are getting expensive &ndash; but so worth it! Congratulations.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. You guys must be truly insane or <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/signs-that-your-partner-is-madly-in-love-with-you\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">MADLY in love<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;They say that marriage is a great institution. And much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it &ndash; Congratulations, you kooks!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don&rsquo;t realize none are from me.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Some people marry for love. Some people marry for money. Some people just like getting gravy boats and other useless pieces of china.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it&rsquo;s better to close them!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software on your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A man who correctly guesses a woman&rsquo;s age may be smart, but he&rsquo;s not very bright.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Thanks for the free booze. Best wishes for a long, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/15-key-secrets-to-a-successful-marriage\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy marriage<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Some future advice for the groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it&hellip; once!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Congratulations on signing your life away!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is as easy as a walk in the park&hellip; Jurassic Park!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;You haven&rsquo;t just tied the knot with your wife today; you have tied ropes on your legs, too. Congratulations on your wedding.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bride: &ldquo;I do!&rdquo; Groom: &ldquo;I do what she says&hellip;&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Best of luck for your lifetime suffering. Have peace with each other. Congratulations!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congratulations on convincing yourself to <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/2020\/dec\/30\/couples-who-meet-via-dating-apps-keener-to-settle-down-study-suggests\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">settle down<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. May the crazy days start!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am happy that you are married now. Congratulations on being expensively stupid.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&rsquo;ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains&hellip; a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank you so much for giving us a day to chill. Today is a wonderful day to be married! Congrats.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/things-to-consider-before-choosing-your-life-partner\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">life partners<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your laughter will be dead, and your rejoicing will be nullified. There&rsquo;s going to be just one voice at home now, and that is your wife&rsquo;s. Happy married life!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I would like to send you my best wishes on your lifelong contract. Congratulations!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"wporg-box\"><div class=\"\"><span class=\"wporg_heading\">RELATED READING : <\/span><span class=\"wporg_title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/marriage-preparation\/funny-wedding-advice-for-groom\/\" title=\"Save the Day With Funny Wedding Advice For The Groom\">Save the Day With Funny Wedding Advice For The Groom<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55775\" src=\"https:\/\/image.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/funny-wedding-messages-for-newly-weds.jpg\" alt=\"Wedding Album Photo Pieces Are Scattered On Couch Or Bedsheet\" width=\"804\" height=\"350\"><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h3><b>Funny wedding card messages for the bride&nbsp;<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Make the wedding day less stressful and more special for the bride with funny wedding messages and wedding quotes that guarantee a smile.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol><li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congrats on your first adopted baby &ndash; Your husband!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;Your wedding marks the end of your love story and the start of a new everlasting headache, yay!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The only upside to your wedding is that now you have someone else who you can irritate when you are bored. Congratulations to both of us!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your life had something missing without your husband. But with them, now you are completely finished. Let&rsquo;s celebrate!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Don&rsquo;t worry. If not with this one, you will get it right with the next one. Cheers!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The actual way to keep your married life perfect is to let your husband think he is making all the decisions and do things your own way. Things will go your way, and he won&rsquo;t know any better; <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">congratulations<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Do not expect that your husband will change after marriage. You will have to guide him through the process. Happy wedding!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Getting married is like reading Shakespeare &ndash; you get comedy, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/romance\/the-role-of-romance-in-a-relationship-and-its-importance\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">romance<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, and a whole lot of history and tragedy. Cheers to Shakespeare and you!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you were dying to cook for someone your whole life, you could have just come to me. But anyway, wish you a happy married life ahead, babe!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&rsquo;ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage if you let me open your wedding gift with you; until then, congratulations!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;I&rsquo;d say you rushed it, but he is a gem, so I&rsquo;ll make my peace with your wedding and get dressed, too. Congrats bub!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The day he got your Elephant-Ant joke, I knew this was real! Congratulations on finding a man as weird as you.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together &ndash; problems that never existed before you married. But since you&rsquo;ve picked your problems, let&rsquo;s celebrate. Cheers!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stick this card on your fridge door and thank me later for not being the one who forgets anniversaries. Congratulations, bestie!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;Congratulations on finding a forever fun topic of discussion for our con call now. I love you.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;Congratulations on embarking on life&rsquo;s <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/what-is-marriage\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">journey called marriage<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.. which is either a two-way street between compromise and sacrifice or a one-way street to divorce.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You are in for a big surprise because you have failed to decode the biggest mystery-when two become one, halved is the fun.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I canceled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free food and booze were just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You will have moments when you really love your husband, and then there will be the rest of the time.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage doesn&rsquo;t mean you own the person (just their stuff).<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">May your love be as enduring as your Netflix <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.scientificamerican.com\/article\/the-hidden-relationship-benefits-of-binge-watching\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">binge-watching sessions<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> together. Congratulations on choosing a partner for endless movie nights!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cheers to the person who&rsquo;ll now be witness to your morning hair and midnight snack cravings. May your fridge always be stocked, and your love withstand late-night snack thefts!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a roller coaster &ndash; exhilarating, occasionally terrifying, and best enjoyed with someone by your side. Buckle up for the ride!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wishing you a marriage that&rsquo;s as strong as your Wi-Fi signal &ndash; no dropouts, only full bars of love and connection!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now that you&rsquo;re married remember, a successful marriage is all about falling in love with the same person over and over again, especially when they leave their socks lying around. Good luck!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is a workshop where husband and wife work together, and the results are often unexpected. May your DIY project be a masterpiece!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congrats on officially getting a lifetime subscription to &lsquo;Guess What&rsquo;s on my mind.&rsquo; Brace yourself for a lot of guessing games!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say the key to a happy marriage is a sense of humor. So, here&rsquo;s to countless laughter-filled moments and surviving each other&rsquo;s terrible jokes!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is grand &ndash; and divorce? Well, that&rsquo;s at least 10 grand. Here&rsquo;s to a lifetime of savings and love!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your wedding cake may be sweet, but the real treat is finding someone willing to share it with you for a lifetime. Enjoy the sweetness together!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you&rsquo;re looking for a club and a spade. Best of luck with your hand!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage advice: Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. Just kidding! Wishing you a lifetime of peaceful nights and joyous days.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now that you&rsquo;re married remember: A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Prepare for daily doses of love!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">May your love be like coffee &ndash; strong, comforting, and necessary for survival. Cheers to brewing a beautiful marriage!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say marriage is a union of two forgivers. Get ready to become a forgiveness expert! Congratulations on your new degree.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is sharing life&rsquo;s moments &ndash; the good, the bad, and the downright awkward. May your journey be filled with more good than awkward!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a game of Monopoly. Sometimes, you pass &lsquo;Go&rsquo; and collect $200, and other times you land on Boardwalk and pay a hefty price. Roll the dice wisely!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congratulations on finding someone to share your bed, your laughter, and your most questionable life choices. Here&rsquo;s to navigating the craziness together!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">May your love be as unending as the list of chores that magically appears when your spouse is watching TV. Happy homemaking!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and the occasional strategically timed eye roll. May your wedded bliss be endless!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"wporg-box\"><div class=\"\"><span class=\"wporg_heading\">RELATED READING : <\/span><span class=\"wporg_title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/marriage-preparation\/funny-advice-for-your-wedding-day\/\" title=\"6 Funny Pieces of Advice for the Bride-to-Be\">6 Funny Pieces of Advice for the Bride-to-Be<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h3><b>Funny wedding card messages for the groom<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep things light-hearted and amusing for the groom with funny wedding card messages for friends and funny marriage wishes for the best friend to convey your regards on the big day.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol><li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your life has always been a rollercoaster, and now I am glad you have someone to scream along with you. Congrats bro!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If all you wanted was bondage, you could have looked for a less permanent one than marriage &ndash; a five-year FD, maybe? Just kidding, have a happy married life, man!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In every argument you have, remember one of you is going to be right, but you will have to concede no matter who that person is.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The only difference between being married and being stupid is that when you marry, you are paying someone to conduct that stupid act.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On your wedding day, I would like to disclose the secret to a happy married life. Well, it is such a secret that no one knows it. Here&rsquo;s wishing you both a very happy married life.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Never laugh at her choices. You are her biggest one, dude! Congrats on this amazing journey you&rsquo;re about to witness!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your marriage today marks the end of your happy love story and marks the beginning of your never-ending war. May the best player win.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What do late-night parties, outings with friends, and lazy weekends have in common? They all disappear after you get married. So cheers to this new chapter!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Look, I have a chauffeur and a car ready at the gate if you change your mind. If not, have a wonderful wedding!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Look at you getting married while I am still swiping right for a conversation starter! Cheers mate!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money &mdash; Are you sure you want to do this?<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Like a well-constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thanks for reminding me how much money I&rsquo;m going to save by not having a wedding&nbsp;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new Circus Master, will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tightrope act.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together &ndash; divorce is too expensive<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will be mad at each other as well.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep calm, and don&rsquo;t do it.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say marriage is a great institution, and much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congratulations on finding the co-pilot for your crazy flight of life. Buckle up; it&rsquo;s going to be a hilarious ride, brother!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say marriage is a union of two souls. Well, get ready for the soul-bonding ceremony, and may your union be stronger than your Wi-Fi connection!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As you enter this lifelong contract, remember that it&rsquo;s not just a piece of paper; it&rsquo;s a fancy receipt for your &lsquo;forever purchase.&rsquo; Enjoy the warranty!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now that you&rsquo;re married, you&rsquo;ll discover the true meaning of &ldquo;husband material&rdquo; &ndash; someone who irons out life&rsquo;s wrinkles with love. Best wishes on becoming the ultimate fabric softener!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. Brace yourself for some dinosaur-sized fun and a few unexpected roars!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Today is the day you trade late-night video games for late-night discussions about throw pillows. Welcome to the next level of adulting &ndash; marriage!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congratulations on your wedding! Remember, marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Enjoy the journey of constant teasing!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a deck of cards &ndash; it starts with a diamond and ends with a club. But hey, at least you&rsquo;ll always have an ace up your sleeve!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your marriage advice: Always remember to say sorry, even if it&rsquo;s just for being right. It&rsquo;s the secret sauce to a happy, laughter-filled marriage!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say a successful marriage requires falling in love many times &ndash; always with the same person. Get ready for the rollercoaster of repeatedly falling in love, even when it&rsquo;s not Valentine&rsquo;s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Today, you&rsquo;re saying, &ldquo;I do,&rdquo; but soon you&rsquo;ll be saying, &ldquo;Do we have to go to your parents&rsquo; house again?&rdquo; Enjoy the beautiful journey of selective hearing!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cheers to the man who&rsquo;s voluntarily signing up for someone else to control the TV remote. May your favorite shows forever be on!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a walk in the park. A park filled with quicksand. Good luck navigating the pitfalls, and may your love rise above all sticky situations!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Remember, a happy marriage is a science &ndash; the perfect mix of love, laughter, and occasionally agreeing that your partner is right. Congratulations on your experiment!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a horror movie &ndash; you scream, you laugh, and occasionally, you wonder why you signed up for this in the first place. Enjoy the thrilling ride!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Today, you&rsquo;re not just getting a wife; you&rsquo;re getting a co-author for your life story. May your story be filled with plot twists and hilarious chapters!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wishing you a marriage as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and as reliable as your pizza delivery. May your love be delivered hot and fresh every day!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say marriage is a game-changer. Well, get ready for a life filled with new levels, bonus rounds, and occasional respawn moments. Happy gaming!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From being the master of your own destiny to sharing a bathroom schedule &ndash; welcome to the epic adventure called marriage. May your love story have a happy ending with clean socks!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cheers to your wedding day! Remember, marriage is like a fine wine &ndash; it gets better with time, but a little bit of humor always adds the perfect flavor!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"wporg-box\"><div class=\"\"><span class=\"wporg_heading\">RELATED READING : <\/span><span class=\"wporg_title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/funny-marriage-memes\/\" title=\"28 Funny Marriage Memes to Make Your Day\">28 Funny Marriage Memes to Make Your Day<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55774\" src=\"https:\/\/image.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/funny-wedding-sayings.jpg\" alt=\"Bride And Groom Going Down From Stages And Party Spraying In The Air\" width=\"804\" height=\"350\"><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h3><b>Funny wedding quotes &amp; sayings<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Find the perfect wedding message for the wedding couple with this elaborate list of funny things to say in a wedding card.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol><li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.&rdquo; &ndash; Mark Twain<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.&rdquo; &ndash; Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.&rdquo; &ndash; Jerry Seinfeld<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Spend a few minutes a day really<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/importance-of-art-of-listening-in-a-relationship\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> listening to your spouse<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.&rdquo; &mdash;Megan Mullally<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Why buy the cow? Maybe because every day, the cow asks you when you&rsquo;re going to buy it. And you live in a really small apartment with the cow, and you can&rsquo;t avoid that question at all. Also, the cow is way better at arguing than you are. But for real, why buy the cow? Let&rsquo;s be real. Why buy the cow? Because you love her. You really do.&rdquo; &ndash;John Mullaney<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.&rdquo; &ndash; Albert Einstein<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.&rdquo; &ndash; Blaise Pascal<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.&rdquo; &ndash; Carroll Bryant<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?&rdquo; &ndash; Jean Illsley Clarke<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.&rdquo; &mdash;Helen Rowland<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.&rdquo; &mdash;Henny Youngman<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is an attempt to<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/solutions-for-8-common-relationship-issues\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> solve problems together<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, which you didn&rsquo;t even have when you were on your own.&rdquo;&mdash;Eddie Cantor<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.&rdquo;&mdash;Ogden Nash<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;For the marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.&rdquo; &mdash;Catherine Zeta-Jones<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;When a man opens a car door for his wife, it&rsquo;s either a new car or a new wife.&rdquo; Prince Phillip<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.&rdquo; Anonymous<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;My wife dresses to kill; she cooks the same way.&rdquo; Henry Youngman<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;&ldquo;Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn&rsquo;t show up on X-rays, but you know it&rsquo;s there.&rdquo; George Burns<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.&rdquo; Henry Youngman<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.&rdquo; Phyllis Diller<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.&rdquo; &ndash; Jim Carrey<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I love being married. It&rsquo;s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.&rdquo; &ndash; Rita Rudner<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you&rsquo;ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you&rsquo;ll become a philosopher.&rdquo; &ndash; Socrates<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then, it was too late.&rdquo; &ndash; Max Kaufman<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.&rdquo; &ndash; Anonymous<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.&rdquo; &ndash; Mignon McLaughlin<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.&rdquo; &ndash; Anonymous<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they&rsquo;re too old to do it.&rdquo; &ndash; Anne Bancroft<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you&rsquo;re looking for a club and a spade.&rdquo; &ndash; Unknown<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;The most important four words for a successful marriage: &lsquo;I&rsquo;ll do the dishes.'&rdquo; &ndash; Anonymous<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol><p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Watch this video to learn how to give someone a good gift:<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pd-LmlnE9QE?si=6Bx98wr04RQwooky\" width=\"804\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">&#65279;<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"FAQs\"><\/span><b>FAQs<\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Choosing the right words for a wedding card involves striking a balance between humor, sincerity, and avoiding clich&eacute;s.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h3><b>What do you write in a wedding card comedy?<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Inject laughter with lighthearted humor, perhaps a playful remark about the couple&rsquo;s adventures or a witty observation on marriage. Keep it light, ensuring the humor resonates with the recipients.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h3><b>What is a nice message to write in a wedding card?<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Share heartfelt wishes, expressing joy for the couple&rsquo;s union. Highlight their qualities and the beauty of their relationship, offering warm congratulations and a promise of enduring support.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h3><b>What do you write on a wedding card that is not cheesy?<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Craft a genuine, authentic message that avoids overly sentimental clich&eacute;s. Share personal anecdotes, specific well-wishes, and a touch of humor, creating a unique and memorable message for the couple.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h3><b>What is the best quote for a wedding?<\/b><\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Love is not just a spiritual feeling; it&rsquo;s a decision, a judgment, a promise. Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too,&rdquo; said Yogi Berra. This quote combines wisdom and humor, capturing the essence of love&rsquo;s importance while adding a lighthearted touch.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Final-thoughts\"><\/span><b>Final thoughts<\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Leaving humorous messages on your wedding card or guest book with personal anecdotes about the<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/5-characteristics-of-happy-couples\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> happy couple<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, views on children, married life, and sex are all fair game when you&rsquo;re addressing the newlyweds.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">These funny wedding messages to couples will add an air of humor and truth to your guestbook entry that will make your bride and groom laugh.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bring the much-needed twist to conventional wedding messages with funny wedding card messages.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">These funny wedding quotes for a card will capture not only the couple&rsquo;s attention but also their heart. So, do give it a try.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You can also compose your funny wedding video message ideas by referring back to these mentioned quotes and adding a few other witty words here and there that make sense. They will be your very own artwork that you can proudly boast of in front of your gang.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And who knows, you might end up getting back the same funny wedding messages from the same group as congratulations on your wedding!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false,"raw":""},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weddings bring all of us together to celebrate the union of two individuals growing in love. As a witness of such a beautiful association, it dawns upon us to bless the newlywed couple with heartfelt wishes and messages.&nbsp; A happily married couple will look through their wedding cards and guestbook entries for the rest of their lives. They&rsquo;ll look back on their friend&rsquo;s wedding wishes and sage advice with fondness, but why not make them look back on yours with laughter? 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