

{"id":55770,"date":"2020-10-13T07:20:41","date_gmt":"2020-10-13T07:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/?p=55770"},"modified":"2026-08-06T07:25:53","modified_gmt":"2026-08-06T07:25:53","slug":"funny-wedding-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/funny-wedding-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"150+ Funny Wedding Card Messages for Newlywed Couples"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-104321\" src=\"https:\/\/image.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/2505483245.jpg\" alt=\"Young happy couple \" width=\"804\" height=\"350\"><\/p>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Funny wedding card messages work best when they mix genuine warmth with a light joke, rather than relying on generic sentiment alone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A great line for the couple you love reads like something only you would say, whether that means teasing them about their new life together or celebrating the moment with a laugh instead of a clich&eacute;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Guests often flip back through their wedding cards for years, so a message that makes them smile stands out far longer than a formal, forgettable one. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Below, you&rsquo;ll find plenty of playful examples for the couple, the bride, the groom, and beyond, ready to borrow or personalize.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"What-To-Write-On-A-Wedding-Card\"><\/span><b>What To Write On A Wedding Card?<\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A good funny wedding card message pairs a specific, honest detail about the couple with a light joke, rather than leaning on a generic one-liner. Just relax and pen down your thoughts in beautifully creative and funny words.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Just relax and pen down your thoughts in beautifully creative and funny words.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As long as your wedding congratulations message is honest and heartfelt, your funny wedding emails can make your buddy smile just a little, and the wedding wishes quotes sound inspiring and positive to your friend, then your efforts will surely pay off.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But coming up with funny things to write in a wedding card can seem to be an overwhelming task, especially if you aren&rsquo;t so comfortable writing your own stuff. Moreover, you would never want to annoy your friend under the pretext of making up funny wishes for the newly married couple.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But if words do not come naturally to you, then refer back to this article for some of the best and most funny wedding messages. The following wedding day quotes and funny wedding card messages are simple yet funny, and your friend will adore them for years to come.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, let&rsquo;s have a look at these incredibly funny wedding messages when you are looking forward to <\/span><b>saying congratulations on your wedding in a hilarious way.<\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"wporg-box\"><div class=\"\"><span class=\"wporg_heading\">RELATED READING : <\/span><span class=\"wporg_title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/funny-wedding-toast-quotes\/\" title=\"110 Inspirational &#038; Funny Wedding Toast Quotes to Make Your Speech a Hit\">110 Inspirational &#038; Funny Wedding Toast Quotes to Make Your Speech a Hit<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"150-Funny-Wedding-Card-Messages-For-Lovely-Couples\"><\/span><b>150+ Funny Wedding Card Messages For Lovely Couples<\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55774\" src=\"https:\/\/image.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/funny-wedding-sayings.jpg\" alt=\"Bride And Groom Going Down From Stages And Party Spraying In The Air\" width=\"804\" height=\"350\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If your best friend is <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/marriage-preparation\/wedding-planning-tips\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">walking down the aisle<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, then simple wedding wish messages will fail to bring that beautiful smile to her\/his face.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You need to be more creative and come up with some really funny wedding messages and wedding wishes quotes for them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here are some examples of similar wishes and messages for a newlywed couple:&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny-Wedding-Wishes-For-A-Newlywed-Couple\"><\/span>Funny Wedding Wishes For A Newlywed Couple<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wish the newlyweds a lifetime of love, happiness, and prosperity in a fun and exciting way with funny wedding wishes for newly married couples.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Messages for a couple tend to work best when they poke fun at the shared chaos of married life, from shrinking bank accounts to merged Netflix queues, rather than singling out either partner.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<ol><li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn&rsquo;t think that you&rsquo;d be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;To the man who couldn&rsquo;t spring for drinks when he was out with the guys but is now blowing up his money on his huge wedding, you have left no doubt that you love this girl\/guy! Congratulations.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve finally found someone who understands your weird jokes. Hold onto them forever!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now, my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what&rsquo;s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;May you live each day like your last and live each night like your first.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;As Bill and Ted said, &lsquo;Be excellent to each other.&rsquo; &ldquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The Mafia wants either your money or your life&hellip; Wives want both!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/15-key-secrets-to-a-successful-marriage\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">successful marriage<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;In the words of Mindy Kaling: I don&rsquo;t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting or the work it takes to plan a <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/importance-of-date-night-in-a-marriage\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">date night<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad, and if either watches it without the other, they&rsquo;re dead meat. I want to see you guys high&ndash;five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Getting married is like going to drama school. May there be more comedy than melodrama.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;And now you two have officially become one: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/things-to-consider-before-choosing-your-life-partner\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">life partners<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;May your day be extra special and fun &ndash; because tomorrow the hard work begins!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations on your journey to the theater!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Today, I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now, I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/gift-ideas\/wedding-anniversary-gift-ideas-for-wife\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">wedding anniversary to buy gifts<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for. You guys are getting expensive &ndash; but so worth it! Congratulations.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. You guys must be truly insane or <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/signs-that-your-partner-is-madly-in-love-with-you\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">MADLY in love<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;They say that marriage is a great institution. And much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it &ndash; Congratulations, you kooks!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don&rsquo;t realize none are from me.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Some people marry for love. Some people marry for money. Some people just like getting gravy boats and other useless pieces of china.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it&rsquo;s better to close them!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software on your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A man who correctly guesses a woman&rsquo;s age may be smart, but he&rsquo;s not very bright.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Thanks for the free booze. Best wishes for a long, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/15-key-secrets-to-a-successful-marriage\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">happy marriage<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Some future advice for the groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it&hellip; once!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Congratulations on signing your life away!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is as easy as a walk in the park&hellip; Jurassic Park!&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;You haven&rsquo;t just tied the knot with your wife today; you have tied ropes on your legs, too. Congratulations on your wedding.&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bride: &ldquo;I do!&rdquo; Groom: &ldquo;I do what she says&hellip;&rdquo;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Best of luck for your lifetime suffering. Have peace with each other. Congratulations!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congratulations on convincing yourself to <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/lifeandstyle\/2020\/dec\/30\/couples-who-meet-via-dating-apps-keener-to-settle-down-study-suggests\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">settle down<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. May the crazy days start!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am happy that you are married now. Congratulations on being expensively stupid.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&rsquo;ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains&hellip; a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank you so much for giving us a day to chill. Today is a wonderful day to be married! Congrats.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/things-to-consider-before-choosing-your-life-partner\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">life partners<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your laughter will be dead, and your rejoicing will be nullified. There&rsquo;s going to be just one voice at home now, and that is your wife&rsquo;s. Happy married life!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I would like to send you my best wishes on your lifelong contract. Congratulations!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"wporg-box\"><div class=\"\"><span class=\"wporg_heading\">RELATED READING : <\/span><span class=\"wporg_title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/marriage-preparation\/funny-wedding-advice-for-groom\/\" title=\"Save the Day With Funny Wedding Advice For The Groom\">Save the Day With Funny Wedding Advice For The Groom<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55775\" src=\"https:\/\/image.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/funny-wedding-messages-for-newly-weds.jpg\" alt=\"Wedding Album Photo Pieces Are Scattered On Couch Or Bedsheet\" width=\"804\" height=\"350\"><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny-Wedding-Card-Messages-For-The-Bride\"><\/span>Funny Wedding Card Messages For The Bride<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Make the wedding day less stressful and more special for the bride with funny wedding messages and wedding quotes that guarantee a smile. Messages for the bride tend to lean into playful jabs about married life and her new husband&rsquo;s quirks, rather than jokes aimed at the groom specifically. <\/span><\/p>\n<ol><li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congrats on your first adopted baby &ndash; Your husband!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;Your wedding marks the end of your love story and the start of a new everlasting headache, yay!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The only upside to your wedding is that now you have someone else who you can irritate when you are bored. Congratulations to both of us!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your life had something missing without your husband. But with them, now you are completely finished. Let&rsquo;s celebrate!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Don&rsquo;t worry. If not with this one, you will get it right with the next one. Cheers!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The actual way to keep your married life perfect is to let your husband think he is making all the decisions and do things your own way. Things will go your way, and he won&rsquo;t know any better; <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">congratulations<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Do not expect that your husband will change after marriage. You will have to guide him through the process. Happy wedding!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Getting married is like reading Shakespeare &ndash; you get comedy, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/romance\/the-role-of-romance-in-a-relationship-and-its-importance\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">romance<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, and a whole lot of history and tragedy. Cheers to Shakespeare and you!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you were dying to cook for someone your whole life, you could have just come to me. But anyway, wish you a happy married life ahead, babe!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&rsquo;ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage if you let me open your wedding gift with you; until then, congratulations!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;I&rsquo;d say you rushed it, but he is a gem, so I&rsquo;ll make my peace with your wedding and get dressed, too. Congrats bub!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The day he got your Elephant-Ant joke, I knew this was real! Congratulations on finding a man as weird as you.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together &ndash; problems that never existed before you married. But since you&rsquo;ve picked your problems, let&rsquo;s celebrate. Cheers!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stick this card on your fridge door and thank me later for not being the one who forgets anniversaries. Congratulations, bestie!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;Congratulations on finding a forever fun topic of discussion for our con call now. I love you.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;Congratulations on embarking on life&rsquo;s <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/what-is-marriage\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">journey called marriage<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.. which is either a two-way street between compromise and sacrifice or a one-way street to divorce.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You are in for a big surprise because you have failed to decode the biggest mystery-when two become one, halved is the fun.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I canceled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free food and booze were just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You will have moments when you really love your husband, and then there will be the rest of the time.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage doesn&rsquo;t mean you own the person (just their stuff).<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">May your love be as enduring as your Netflix <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.scientificamerican.com\/article\/the-hidden-relationship-benefits-of-binge-watching\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">binge-watching sessions<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> together. Congratulations on choosing a partner for endless movie nights!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cheers to the person who&rsquo;ll now be witness to your morning hair and midnight snack cravings. May your fridge always be stocked, and your love withstand late-night snack thefts!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a roller coaster &ndash; exhilarating, occasionally terrifying, and best enjoyed with someone by your side. Buckle up for the ride!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wishing you a marriage that&rsquo;s as strong as your Wi-Fi signal &ndash; no dropouts, only full bars of love and connection!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now that you&rsquo;re married, remember, a successful marriage is all about falling in love with the same person over and over again, especially when they leave their socks lying around. Good luck!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is a workshop where husband and wife work together, and the results are often unexpected. May your DIY project be a masterpiece!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congrats on officially getting a lifetime subscription to &lsquo;Guess What&rsquo;s on my mind.&rsquo; Brace yourself for a lot of guessing games!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say the key to a happy marriage is a sense of humor. So, here&rsquo;s to countless laughter-filled moments and surviving each other&rsquo;s terrible jokes!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is grand &ndash; and divorce? Well, that&rsquo;s at least 10 grand. Here&rsquo;s to a lifetime of savings and love!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your wedding cake may be sweet, but the real treat is finding someone willing to share it with you for a lifetime. Enjoy the sweetness together!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you&rsquo;re looking for a club and a spade. Best of luck with your hand!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage advice: Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. Just kidding! Wishing you a lifetime of peaceful nights and joyous days.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now that you&rsquo;re married, remember: A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Prepare for daily doses of love!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">May your love be like coffee &ndash; strong, comforting, and necessary for survival. Cheers to brewing a beautiful marriage!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say marriage is a union of two forgivers. Get ready to become a forgiveness expert! Congratulations on your new degree.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is sharing life&rsquo;s moments &ndash; the good, the bad, and the downright awkward. May your journey be filled with more good than awkward!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a game of Monopoly. Sometimes, you pass &lsquo;Go&rsquo; and collect $200, and other times you land on Boardwalk and pay a hefty price. Roll the dice wisely!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congratulations on finding someone to share your bed, your laughter, and your most questionable life choices. Here&rsquo;s to navigating the craziness together!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">May your love be as unending as the list of chores that magically appears when your spouse is watching TV. Happy homemaking!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and the occasional strategically timed eye roll. May your wedded bliss be endless!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"wporg-box\"><div class=\"\"><span class=\"wporg_heading\">RELATED READING : <\/span><span class=\"wporg_title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/marriage-preparation\/funny-advice-for-your-wedding-day\/\" title=\"6 Funny Pieces of Advice for the Bride-to-Be\">6 Funny Pieces of Advice for the Bride-to-Be<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny-Wedding-Card-Messages-For-The-Groom\"><\/span>Funny Wedding Card Messages For The Groom<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep things light-hearted and amusing for the groom with funny wedding card messages for friends and funny marriage wishes for the best friend to convey your regards on the big day.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Messages for the groom usually take a &ldquo;welcome to the club&rdquo; tone, framing marriage as a rite of passage he&rsquo;s just signed up for, with the humor aimed at him rather than his new wife. <\/span><\/p>\n<ol><li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your life has always been a rollercoaster, and now I am glad you have someone to scream along with you. Congrats bro!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If all you wanted was bondage, you could have looked for a less permanent one than marriage &ndash; a five-year FD, maybe? Just kidding, have a happy married life, man!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In every argument you have, remember one of you is going to be right, but you will have to concede no matter who that person is.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The only difference between being married and being stupid is that when you marry, you are paying someone to conduct that stupid act.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On your wedding day, I would like to disclose the secret to a happy married life. Well, it is such a secret that no one knows it. Here&rsquo;s wishing you both a very happy married life.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Never laugh at her choices. You are her biggest one, dude! Congrats on this amazing journey you&rsquo;re about to witness!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your marriage today marks the end of your happy love story and marks the beginning of your never-ending war. May the best player win.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What do late-night parties, outings with friends, and lazy weekends have in common? They all disappear after you get married. So cheers to this new chapter!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Look, I have a chauffeur and a car ready at the gate if you change your mind. If not, have a wonderful wedding!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Look at you getting married while I am still swiping right for a conversation starter! Cheers mate!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money &mdash; Are you sure you want to do this?<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Like a well-constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thanks for reminding me how much money I&rsquo;m going to save by not having a wedding&nbsp;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new Circus Master, will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tightrope act.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together &ndash; divorce is too expensive<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will be mad at each other as well.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep calm, and don&rsquo;t do it.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say marriage is a great institution, and much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congratulations on finding the co-pilot for your crazy flight of life. Buckle up; it&rsquo;s going to be a hilarious ride, brother!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say marriage is a union of two souls. Well, get ready for the soul-bonding ceremony, and may your union be stronger than your Wi-Fi connection!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As you enter this lifelong contract, remember that it&rsquo;s not just a piece of paper; it&rsquo;s a fancy receipt for your &lsquo;forever purchase.&rsquo; Enjoy the warranty!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now that you&rsquo;re married, you&rsquo;ll discover the true meaning of &ldquo;husband material&rdquo; &ndash; someone who irons out life&rsquo;s wrinkles with love. Best wishes on becoming the ultimate fabric softener!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. Brace yourself for some dinosaur-sized fun and a few unexpected roars!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Today is the day you trade late-night video games for late-night discussions about throw pillows. Welcome to the next level of adulting &ndash; marriage!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Congratulations on your wedding! Remember, marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Enjoy the journey of constant teasing!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a deck of cards &ndash; it starts with a diamond and ends with a club. But hey, at least you&rsquo;ll always have an ace up your sleeve!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Your marriage advice: Always remember to say sorry, even if it&rsquo;s just for being right. It&rsquo;s the secret sauce to a happy, laughter-filled marriage!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say a successful marriage requires falling in love many times &ndash; always with the same person. Get ready for the rollercoaster of repeatedly falling in love, even when it&rsquo;s not Valentine&rsquo;s Day!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Today, you&rsquo;re saying, &ldquo;I do,&rdquo; but soon you&rsquo;ll be saying, &ldquo;Do we have to go to your parents&rsquo; house again?&rdquo; Enjoy the beautiful journey of selective hearing!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cheers to the man who&rsquo;s voluntarily signing up for someone else to control the TV remote. May your favorite shows forever be on!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a walk in the park. A park filled with quicksand. Good luck navigating the pitfalls, and may your love rise above all sticky situations!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Remember, a happy marriage is a science &ndash; the perfect mix of love, laughter, and occasionally agreeing that your partner is right. Congratulations on your experiment!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Marriage is like a horror movie &ndash; you scream, you laugh, and occasionally, you wonder why you signed up for this in the first place. Enjoy the thrilling ride!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Today, you&rsquo;re not just getting a wife; you&rsquo;re getting a co-author for your life story. May your story be filled with plot twists and hilarious chapters!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wishing you a marriage as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and as reliable as your pizza delivery. May your love be delivered hot and fresh every day!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They say marriage is a game-changer. Well, get ready for a life filled with new levels, bonus rounds, and occasional respawn moments. Happy gaming!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From being the master of your own destiny to sharing a bathroom schedule &ndash; welcome to the epic adventure called marriage. May your love story have a happy ending with clean socks!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cheers to your wedding day! Remember, marriage is like a fine wine &ndash; it gets better with time, but a little bit of humor always adds the perfect flavor!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"wporg-box\"><div class=\"\"><span class=\"wporg_heading\">RELATED READING : <\/span><span class=\"wporg_title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/funny-marriage-memes\/\" title=\"28 Funny Marriage Memes to Make Your Day\">28 Funny Marriage Memes to Make Your Day<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Watch this video to learn how to give someone a good gift:<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pd-LmlnE9QE?si=6Bx98wr04RQwooky\" width=\"804\" height=\"350\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">&#65279;<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<ul><li aria-level=\"1\">\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Funny-Wedding-Quotes-Sayings\"><\/span>Funny Wedding Quotes &amp; Sayings<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Find the perfect wedding message for the wedding couple with this elaborate list of funny things to say in a wedding card.<\/span><\/p>\n<ol><li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.&rdquo; &ndash; Mark Twain<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.&rdquo; &ndash; Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.&rdquo; &ndash; Jerry Seinfeld<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Spend a few minutes a day really<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/importance-of-art-of-listening-in-a-relationship\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> listening to your spouse<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.&rdquo; &mdash;Megan Mullally<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Why buy the cow? Maybe because every day, the cow asks you when you&rsquo;re going to buy it. And you live in a really small apartment with the cow, and you can&rsquo;t avoid that question at all. Also, the cow is way better at arguing than you are. But for real, why buy the cow? Let&rsquo;s be real. Why buy the cow? Because you love her. You really do.&rdquo; &ndash;John Mullaney<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.&rdquo; &ndash; Albert Einstein<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.&rdquo; &ndash; Blaise Pascal<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.&rdquo; &ndash; Carroll Bryant<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?&rdquo; &ndash; Jean Illsley Clarke<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.&rdquo; &mdash;Helen Rowland<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.&rdquo; &mdash;Henny Youngman<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is an attempt to<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/relationship\/solutions-for-8-common-relationship-issues\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> solve problems together<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, which you didn&rsquo;t even have when you were on your own.&rdquo;&mdash;Eddie Cantor<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.&rdquo;&mdash;Ogden Nash<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;For the marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.&rdquo; &mdash;Catherine Zeta-Jones<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;When a man opens a car door for his wife, it&rsquo;s either a new car or a new wife.&rdquo; Prince Phillip<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.&rdquo; Anonymous<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;My wife dresses to kill; she cooks the same way.&rdquo; Henry Youngman<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&nbsp;&ldquo;Love is a lot like a backache; it doesn&rsquo;t show up on X-rays, but you know it&rsquo;s there.&rdquo; George Burns<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.&rdquo; Henry Youngman<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.&rdquo; Phyllis Diller<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.&rdquo; &ndash; Jim Carrey<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I love being married. It&rsquo;s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.&rdquo; &ndash; Rita Rudner<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you&rsquo;ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you&rsquo;ll become a philosopher.&rdquo; &ndash; Socrates<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then, it was too late.&rdquo; &ndash; Max Kaufman<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.&rdquo; &ndash; Anonymous<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.&rdquo; &ndash; Mignon McLaughlin<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.&rdquo; &ndash; Anonymous<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they&rsquo;re too old to do it.&rdquo; &ndash; Anne Bancroft<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you&rsquo;re looking for a club and a spade.&rdquo; &ndash; Unknown<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&ldquo;The most important four words for a successful marriage: &lsquo;I&rsquo;ll do the dishes.'&rdquo; &ndash; Anonymous<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol><h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"FAQs\"><\/span><b>FAQs<\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Choosing the right words for a wedding card involves striking a balance between humor, sincerity, and avoiding clich&eacute;s.<\/span><\/p>\n<style>#sp-ea-122657 .spcollapsing { height: 0; overflow: hidden; transition-property: height;transition-duration: 300ms;}#sp-ea-122657.sp-easy-accordion>.sp-ea-single {border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; }#sp-ea-122657.sp-easy-accordion>.sp-ea-single>.ea-header a {color: #444;}#sp-ea-122657.sp-easy-accordion>.sp-ea-single>.sp-collapse>.ea-body {background: #fff; color: #444;}#sp-ea-122657.sp-easy-accordion>.sp-ea-single {background: #eee;}#sp-ea-122657.sp-easy-accordion>.sp-ea-single>.ea-header a .ea-expand-icon.fa { float: left; color: #444;font-size: 16px;}<\/style><div id=\"sp-ea-122657\" class=\"sp-ea-one sp-easy-accordion\" data-ex-icon=\"fa-angle-up\" data-col-icon=\"fa-angle-down\"  data-ea-active=\"ea-click\"  data-ea-mode=\"vertical\" data-preloader=\"\" data-scroll-active-item=\"\" data-offset-to-scroll=\"0\"><div class=\"ea-card ea-expand sp-ea-single\"><h3 class=\"ea-header\"><a class=\"collapsed\" data-sptoggle=\"spcollapse\" data-sptarget=#collapse1226570 href=\"javascript:void(0)\"  aria-expanded=\"true\"><i class=\"ea-expand-icon fa fa-angle-up\"><\/i> What do you write in a wedding card comedy?<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"sp-collapse spcollapse collapsed show\" id=\"collapse1226570\" data-parent=#sp-ea-122657><div class=\"ea-body\"><p>Inject laughter with lighthearted humor, perhaps a playful remark about the couple\u2019s habits or a witty observation on marriage, rather than a generic joke that could apply to any couple.<\/p>\n<p>The strongest lines usually reference something true about the two people, an inside joke, a shared quirk, or a habit only their close friends would recognize, since specificity is what makes a joke land instead of falling flat.<\/p>\n<p>Keep the tone warm underneath the humor, so the couple reads it as affectionate teasing rather than an actual jab.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re writing for a couple you don\u2019t know especially well, safer territory includes universal married-life jokes about shared bathrooms, remote controls, or grocery budgets, since those land without risking an inside reference that doesn\u2019t quite fit.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ea-card  sp-ea-single\"><h3 class=\"ea-header\"><a class=\"collapsed\" data-sptoggle=\"spcollapse\" data-sptarget=#collapse1226571 href=\"javascript:void(0)\"  aria-expanded=\"false\"><i class=\"ea-expand-icon fa fa-angle-down\"><\/i> What is a nice message to write in a wedding card?<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"sp-collapse spcollapse \" id=\"collapse1226571\" data-parent=#sp-ea-122657><div class=\"ea-body\"><p>Share heartfelt wishes that express genuine joy for the couple\u2019s union, highlighting something specific about who they are together rather than a generic congratulations.<\/p>\n<p>A message that names an actual quality you admire- their patience with each other, the way they make each other laugh, the way they\u2019ve supported you- feels far more personal than a stock phrase.<\/p>\n<p>Offering a small promise of ongoing support, like being there for their first anniversary or just being around when they need you, gives the message weight beyond the wedding day itself.<\/p>\n<p>Even a short message lands well if it\u2019s specific, so it\u2019s worth trading length for one true detail about the couple instead of stretching out generic well-wishes.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ea-card  sp-ea-single\"><h3 class=\"ea-header\"><a class=\"collapsed\" data-sptoggle=\"spcollapse\" data-sptarget=#collapse1226572 href=\"javascript:void(0)\"  aria-expanded=\"false\"><i class=\"ea-expand-icon fa fa-angle-down\"><\/i> What do you write on a wedding card that is not cheesy?<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"sp-collapse spcollapse \" id=\"collapse1226572\" data-parent=#sp-ea-122657><div class=\"ea-body\"><p>Avoid cheesy wedding card messages by writing something genuine and specific instead of leaning on overly sentimental phrases everyone\u2019s heard before.<\/p>\n<p>Sharing a real memory, a personal anecdote about the couple, or an honest observation about their relationship reads as authentic in a way that generic lines like \u201cmay your love last forever\u201d simply don\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>A touch of humor helps here too, since a well-placed joke signals the message is coming from you and not copied from a card store shelf.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re struggling to avoid cliches, try writing the message as if you were talking to the couple in person, since that usually strips out the stiff, greeting-card language naturally.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ea-card  sp-ea-single\"><h3 class=\"ea-header\"><a class=\"collapsed\" data-sptoggle=\"spcollapse\" data-sptarget=#collapse1226573 href=\"javascript:void(0)\"  aria-expanded=\"false\"><i class=\"ea-expand-icon fa fa-angle-down\"><\/i> What is the best quote for a wedding?<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"sp-collapse spcollapse \" id=\"collapse1226573\" data-parent=#sp-ea-122657><div class=\"ea-body\"><p>There\u2019s no single best wedding quote, since the right one depends on whether you want something funny, sentimental, or a mix of both for the couple you\u2019re writing to.<\/p>\n<p>A quote works well when it matches the couple\u2019s personality; a playful, humor-loving couple will appreciate a witty line more than a solemn one, while a more sentimental couple might prefer something classic.<\/p>\n<p>Pairing a well-known quote with one personal sentence of your own, rather than using the quote alone, keeps the message from feeling like it was pulled straight off a search result.<\/p>\n<p>Choosing a quote that fits the specific couple matters more than choosing the most popular or most quoted line available.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ea-card  sp-ea-single\"><h3 class=\"ea-header\"><a class=\"collapsed\" data-sptoggle=\"spcollapse\" data-sptarget=#collapse1226574 href=\"javascript:void(0)\"  aria-expanded=\"false\"><i class=\"ea-expand-icon fa fa-angle-down\"><\/i> How long should a funny wedding card message be?<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"sp-collapse spcollapse \" id=\"collapse1226574\" data-parent=#sp-ea-122657><div class=\"ea-body\"><p>A funny wedding card message works best at two to four sentences, long enough to include a specific joke and a genuine wish, but short enough to read comfortably inside a card.<\/p>\n<p>Longer messages risk losing their punchline in the middle of too much text, while a single line can feel rushed if it doesn\u2019t also include a sincere note underneath the humor.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re writing in a guestbook rather than a card, a slightly longer message works fine since there\u2019s more room and less pressure to fit within a printed space.<\/p>\n<p>The goal is for the couple to read it once and feel the joke and the sentiment together, not have to search for either one.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><div class=\"ea-card  sp-ea-single\"><h3 class=\"ea-header\"><a class=\"collapsed\" data-sptoggle=\"spcollapse\" data-sptarget=#collapse1226575 href=\"javascript:void(0)\"  aria-expanded=\"false\"><i class=\"ea-expand-icon fa fa-angle-down\"><\/i> Is it okay to be funny in a wedding card for a religious ceremony?<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"sp-collapse spcollapse \" id=\"collapse1226575\" data-parent=#sp-ea-122657><div class=\"ea-body\"><p>Being funny in a wedding card for a religious ceremony is generally fine, as long as the humor stays respectful of the couple\u2019s beliefs and the tone of the day.<\/p>\n<p>Light jokes about married life, shared habits, or playful teasing between the couple usually work well regardless of the ceremony\u2019s religious context, while jokes that mock the ceremony itself, the officiant, or the couple\u2019s faith are worth avoiding.<\/p>\n<p>When in doubt, pairing the humor with a sincere line about the couple\u2019s commitment keeps the message balanced, so it reads as celebratory rather than irreverent.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re unsure how a couple\u2019s family might receive humor, a warmer, gentler joke is the safer choice over something edgier.<span id=\"Make-It-Memorable\" class=\"ez-toc-section\"><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Make-It-Memorable\"><\/span>Make It Memorable<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The best funny wedding card messages balance a genuine detail about the couple with a joke only they would fully get, so the humor feels personal rather than borrowed from a card store shelf.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A line that references an inside joke, a shared habit, or something true about how they met will outlast a generic congratulations every time. Guests often revisit their wedding cards for years, so a message that made them laugh tends to stick more than a formal one ever could.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Borrow freely from the examples above, then add one true detail about the couple, and your card becomes the one they remember.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false,"raw":""},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny wedding card messages work best when they mix genuine warmth with a light joke, rather than relying on generic sentiment alone. A great line for the couple you love reads like something only you would say, whether that means teasing them about their new life together or celebrating the moment with a laugh instead of a clich&eacute;. Guests often flip back through their wedding cards for years, so a message that makes them smile stands out far longer than a formal, forgettable one. Below, you&rsquo;ll find plenty of playful examples for the couple, the bride, the groom, and beyond, <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":675,"featured_media":104321,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2505],"tags":[2638],"class_list":["post-55770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wedding-planning","tag-write-toasts-and-speeches","has_thumb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/675"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55770"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122658,"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55770\/revisions\/122658"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/104321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marriage.com\/advice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}